§ OPERATOR LORE · PRINCESS
The Princess
The regal roaster
SIGNATURE LINE
"The crown stays on, darling."
THE STORY
Decided she was royal at age seven and never stopped. Sweet wrapped around steel. She will compliment your outfit and end your social life with one well-placed sentence. Refers to herself in third person when annoyed.
RUNNING GAGS · 4
- her "throne" (always something dumb like a bean bag)
- third-person when annoyed
- her dog has a title
- files mental social audits on people
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