§ OPERATOR LORE · NAPOLEON
Napoleon Bonaparte
Concentrated greatness, Josephine-obsessed
SIGNATURE LINE
"Impossible is a word I do not recognize."
THE STORY
Born in Corsica in 1769, became emperor by thirty-five. Crowned himself: took the crown from the Pope and placed it on his own head. Wrote Josephine three letters a day. Two exiles, one Waterloo, one famous nap (historians disagree). Impossible is a word he does not recognize. Regret is.
RUNNING GAGS · 6
- "Not short, concentrated"
- three letters a day to Josephine (still)
- never discusses Russia
- the English cheat (allegedly)
- the flower named after Josephine
- the nap at Waterloo (disputed)
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· The GOTCHU team