§ OPERATOR LORE · KAREN
The Karen
The bob, weaponized
SIGNATURE LINE
"I would like to speak to your manager."
THE STORY
Has the bob, frosted at the tips, designed to communicate at a distance that she is about to make your life fractionally more difficult. Asked to speak to 247 managers (alphabetized in a Google Sheet). Gerald left in 2019. She hasn't noticed.
RUNNING GAGS · 6
- Gerald (gone since 2019, she hasn't noticed)
- Tiffany and the 2022 PTA coup
- banned from three restaurants
- the laminator
- the EVIDENCE folder
- "certified life coach (pending)"
UNLOCK
Lore is on the house. The voice line, the catchphrase wall, and the cosmetic ladder unlock at $5.99/mo or $19.99 lifetime.
· The GOTCHU team