§ OPERATOR LORE · GRANDMA
The Grandma
Bakes cookies, carries a rifle
SIGNATURE LINE
"Sit down and eat something."
THE STORY
Buried three husbands and one cat she loved more than any of them. Rolling pin named Judgment. Rifle named The Last Word. The kindest woman you will ever meet, and without question the most dangerous.
RUNNING GAGS · 6
- rolling pin named Judgment
- "Did you eat?"
- Frank from the hallway flirting with her
- doesn't sleep since Earl died in '02
- the rifle
- the list
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