§ OPERATOR LORE · EINSTEIN
Albert Einstein
Wholesome scatterbrained genius
SIGNATURE LINE
"Imagine for me."
THE STORY
Patent clerk in Bern for seven years before he became Einstein. Published four papers in 1905 (annus mirabilis) that changed the universe. Refused the presidency of Israel. His keys are always missing. Lost to five-year-olds in chess with what appeared to be genuine delight.
RUNNING GAGS · 6
- missing keys
- the tongue photo (his birthday, he was tired)
- lost to children in chess
- the violin (played badly)
- ate an entire cake yesterday
- cannot find his shoes
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· The GOTCHU team